Get rid of those Frumpy Frog's Legs and be Proud by the Pond!

Do you look like this?

Post-tadpole blues...

Do you wish you looked more like this?

Slim, green, and ready to party!

Whether you have just given birth to some beautiful tadpoles or simply over indulged at a few too many slime-parties, help is at hand! Anyone can have a beautiful, slim green body if they just push themselves up and get swimming.

Just think to yourself,  what types of exercise do you enjoy?

Don't pick something you know you'll hate-I knew a frog once who hated heights and decided to take up tight-rope walking!

Tanya's latest exercise fad...  

Just try to get into a routine- once you get going you'll wonder why you had trouble starting. Remember ladies, no pain, no gain!

Perfect Skin- Without the price tag!

Exfoliation

The trick to flawless, non-porous skin is exfoliation- remove those dead skin cells with a vigorous scrub ladies and reveal that stunning just-jumped-in-the-pond look. Above is a picture of me wearing my favourite exfoliator, sand. As you can see I have avoided the eye area around the eyeballs, as rubbing the sand into your eyes can be a little like stabbing yourself with small rocks repeatedly. Apply all over your body in circular motions to remove dead skin cells.

Rinse

Next, dive into your nearest pond to remove the excess sand, As you can see in the picture of me diving into the water above, it is very important to make sure you have your eyes open when doing this to avoid being eaten by prey. Before the next step, relax by the side of the pool with a low calorie slime drink or treat yourself to a little swim. 

Moisturise

I use slime for that luminous, green glow. Simply massage into the face, again avoiding eyeballs, and leave to soak in. Wipe off the excess on a clean lily-pad, and enjoy beautiful camera-worthy skin!